Opinion: Presidential Election Forecast

" Ward Room blogger Ted McClelland has a few predictions for election night. Below is his state by state analysis of what will transpire on Election Night.

ALABAMA (9) -- George Wallace, thinks stock car drivers are athletes. ROMNEY

ALASKA (3) -- Elected Sarah Palin. ROMNEY

ARIZONA (11) -- Splotchy xenophobic white people asking to see dark people’s papers. ROMNEY

ARKANSAS (6) -- Hoo pig! Sooey! ROMNEY

CALIFORNIA (55) -- Hollywood, homosexuals, East L.A. OBAMA

COLORADO (9) -- Libertarian pot smoker Gary Johnson tips state to ROMNEY

CONNECTICUT (7) -- Yalies, liberal hedge fund billionaires. OBAMA

DELAWARE (3) -- Every resident knows Vice President Biden personally. OBAMA

DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA (3) -- Don’t tell them the federal government is too big. OBAMA

FLORIDA (29) -- Insane Tea Party governor. ROMNEY

GEORGIA (16) -- Deliverance filmed here. ROMNEY

HAWAII (4) -- The president’s alleged birthplace. OBAMA

IDAHO (4) -- Entire state is armed. ROMNEY

ILLINOIS (20) -- Chicago machine looks out for its own. OBAMA

INDIANA (11) -- Liked Obama ’til he let poor people go to the doctor. ROMNEY

IOWA (6) -- 2008 caucus inflicted Obama on nation "

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